Fixing her printer

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.

Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).

by kayla manning September 20, 2017

FUKING CREEPY YURI FACE

Something Random in DDLC (absolutly not creepy)

THAT IS SOME FUKING CREEPY YURI FACE

by CharaTheReal1 March 13, 2018

Fnuxing

When you flex and nut at the same time

UwU Viktor is fnuxing on me UwU

by ivive March 7, 2020

Fixing goldenscans

euphemism: to have a lie-in or nap, and communicate this in such a manner to maintain looking professional.

to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management

person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?

person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.

by BrightDevil August 18, 2010

faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

by bbopjrhaha July 25, 2011

fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed

Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed

by bed fixe December 5, 2017

fuking

the act of intercourse but not giving a shit with who, where, or even when. it surpasses being a slut cause its not fucking, its fuking.

damn i fuked 3 guys in 4 days

by me September 6, 2003