fpoon

The opposite of a spork; an eating utensil that is comprised of four tongs, like a fork, and a small cup in the back, like a spoon.

I cannot think of a single food that I would need a fpoon to eat.

by Frybaconnaked May 6, 2006

fpoon

A word used to describe the coolest of person. A fpoon is a person who is a master of the art of fpoon, and knows when and where to declare their fpoonyness. Fpoons are typically very accepting of other people, but at times they do not acknowledge those of the sporky gender.

I am the fpoon master.

by Kayanna September 24, 2006

FPOTD

acronym meaning "First Post Of The Day." On some message boards or threads it is used to denote that a specific person or post was teh first made on that calendar day

I made the FPOTD when I was the first person to post after midnight.

by Damon Caine August 26, 2006

fpoon

(1) A term originating on the Cho'gall server of World of Warcraft, referring to a player who is extremely bad at PvP (player vs player combat). Based on a player of the same name who consistently lost duels and got killed by other players in PvP.

(2) Someone who doesn't know how to play a mage in World of Warcraft.

That guy is so bad at PvP, he is worse than Fpoon!

by bix nood September 17, 2006

FPOTD

Frivolous Purchase Of The Day

I just got back from making my FPOTD.

by adelossa September 8, 2006

FPOP

An acronym for "Flaming Piece of Poo" or "Flaming Pile of Poo"

His ride is such a FPOP.

by gulkano January 9, 2009

Fpoon

Anal spooning is cuddling, but there is an "F" so it becomes fucking while in spoon position.

"you should fpoon her"
"I don't know I'm not into ass stuff"

by Andrew412 February 4, 2016