flute

A homosexual of the man type.

I tell you that boy is an f-l-u-t-e flute.

by mungdiver223 May 6, 2008

flute

a kinky instrument that you use to practice with your dick-sucking skills.
nothing special but it at least helps when your in a bad mood

also intended to rape your ears thanks to trihard 12 year old youtubers

john: dude do you see that guy using a flute?
john's mouth: ah shit, here we go again
buster: yea man i never knew people use those now, i can dick suck without using a flute -_-

example: AH FUCK THAT GUY IS GONNA RAPE MY EARS WITH A FLUTE! where the fuck are my earplugs mom!!!!!!!!
johns mouth: AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
*troot but "louder"*

by dankr4idiator July 21, 2019

flute

A long and slender penis with a tapered end resembling a flute.

His flute failed to play a melody.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

Flute

One of the "ok" instruments in band, rival to the clarinets. Flutes control the woodwind section but are just waiting to be overthrown by the clarinets.

Those flutes have it coming for them

by Englandman23 May 1, 2015

flute

a word for the vagina used for comical impact!

shut ya legs i can see ya flute!

by BrettR October 3, 2005

flute

a torturous instrument that your parents make you play.

its made of metal, silver if ur a richypants.

it has way too many keys to count and squeaks if you suck at playing it.

beware the wrath of flute!

guy 1:man i had to practice for forever yesterday.

guy 2:haha. your mom made u do a flute.

by xoxotheraxoxo August 16, 2008

Flute

Flute: (v) To majorly screw up at the worst time possible, usually the most obvious. Results in ridicule. Derived from exposed flute-parts in bands totally failing and everyone knowing it.

"I just hope I don't flute during my big solo."

"Oh man, did you see the game last night? 2 seconds left in the 4th quarter and the quarterback flutes and throws an easy interception!"

by El Tono September 7, 2009