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a baby character in family guy who somehow talks so explicit not even his family doesn't even realize

a friend with a dog that can somehow talk and once again his family doesn't realize or even fucking care about it, THIS IS WHY WE FUCKING TAKE MEDS FOR DOGS THIS IS WHY BRIAN GOT IN A CAR CRASH YOU FUCKING SHI-

the guy who rides a tricycle and talks so explicitly in which he cant even ride a bicycle. what were peter and lois doing while having sex again?
stewie: hey brian, want to time travel again back to the 1900s to watch the titanic sink again? aw man, the glory.
brian: FUCK OFF PETE-- oh woof woof? i mean nah man you can go yourself ive already been in the bar enough with peter that i cant even fucking talk straight.

lois: stewie dont mess with peter's underwear its too big for you to fit in!!!1!1
stewie: fuck no motha this is better than using the tight ass baby diapers i always use, always made me uncomfortable as shit.

brian: *doesnt realize a car is about to hit him*
stewie: DUDE WATCH OUT A TRIHARD CAR DRIVER IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU!
brian: bruh thats ridiculous you think that'll happen to my doggy ass va- *gets violently hit*
by dankr4idiator July 21, 2019

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a kinky instrument that you use to practice with your dick-sucking skills.
nothing special but it at least helps when your in a bad mood

also intended to rape your ears thanks to trihard 12 year old youtubers
john: dude do you see that guy using a flute?
john's mouth: ah shit, here we go again
buster: yea man i never knew people use those now, i can dick suck without using a flute -_-

example: AH FUCK THAT GUY IS GONNA RAPE MY EARS WITH A FLUTE! where the fuck are my earplugs mom!!!!!!!!
johns mouth: AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
*troot but "louder"*
by dankr4idiator July 21, 2019

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