farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015

daddy_farquad_ltu

Someone who has a piss kink and simps for many game or anime characters but doesn't get any bitches in real life.

daddy_farquad_ltu: I would die for dio to let me suck his scepter

Normal person: you good there?

by Some1dum March 9, 2022

Lord Farquad

A VERY short man in the hit-movie Shrek, who plays the villainous villain of all possible villainy.

Person 1: Wow, I just love the hit-movie "Shrek".
Person 2: Yes, me as well. My favorite character is the zesty Lord Farquad

by xNightxSkyeX October 23, 2018

What The Farquad

This is a term you say when something unbelievingly unpredictable happens and it is just too good to say what the fuck. Its origin is from Lord Farquad from the movie Shrek, because he is a totally unpredictable badass!

Oliver: (Jumped off a twenty story building and survived)
Juan: What the Farquad!
Andres: Isnt that the badass guy from shrek?

by jackbologna February 27, 2010

Farquard

1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject

1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"

by Farquardius May 24, 2008

Farquaadsexual

Sexual Orientation where a mistakenly straight female is attracted to men under the height of 4'6" and are typically gay. These men have extremely masculine faces, yet have very feminine mannerisms. Women that find this type overtly attractive are typically attracted to gay men and therefore, will never have enjoyable sex due to the lack of attraction from either party. There are no treatments for farquaadsexuals other than to watch Shrek the Musical over porn.

I fell in love with lord farquaad's tone of voice and height. I must be Farquaadsexual

by farquaaddani September 12, 2016