fedex baby

Definition of a FedEx Baby is a baby who is left on the doorstep by a unexpected Guardian. Or legal parent

Cruz! There's a Baby on our doorstep. That's a FedEx Baby!

by CruzanGabrielle August 1, 2014

No FedEx

When your group of friends inconsiderable ships a completely unshippipable couple whether it be they hang a lot together or they flirt very subtly with each other, and you just hate them for it because you ship yourself with one of those people being shipped, you ship them with someone else in your school or the world, or they just aren't right for each other and you feel disgusted every time your friends try to get them to be cuddly and say "awwwwww!".

"Oh my god man, Kara and Charles are totally for each other, they should go out sometime!"
"No offense but I just feel no FedEx between them."

by rylon_pylon13 September 4, 2016

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

FedEx Arrow

When you look at something and all you see is another thing inside of it, like the FedEx arrow in the logo.

Dude every time I look at her chin, all I see are testicles. It's like the FedEx Arrow.

by plasmasnake August 17, 2009

Fedex Pope

A game often played by pre-teens who have run out of pot and need to occupy themselves. First, all the Cardinals convene, then when a new Pope is chosen, white smoke billows out of the empty bong. The new Pope chooses his royal name (something to the effect of G-Money, or Pube XVI), and then his position is secured by placing an empty Fedex box on his head.

Good times playing Fedex Pope.

by JBo June 1, 2005

fedexed

sick and tired of something; a synonym for fed up

"I'm so fedexed with this health care crap in Congress!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Fedex

FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis

He's really a FedEx, he smoked like 15 dutches.

by Tomcarlo September 7, 2017