Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
by Dave April 19, 2005
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a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...
Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?
by Levon5100 January 06, 2004
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An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.
"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"
by goentzel March 27, 2009
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A type of hoe; if someone want her, you know she's going to be there overnight.
Dang, Ashley's a fedex! She's already at Jayden's crib!
by drippyy lizbeth April 16, 2019
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1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers.

2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".
Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!
by FraNkcn August 06, 2008
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People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.
My pet Rabbit never came.
by Cloud July 20, 2004
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a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.

their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.

I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf

do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service
friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf

friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???

friend1:yeah, why you ask?

friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use

their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.

friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!
by cornell123 September 19, 2009
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