A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life.
Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.
Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.
After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.
by Sincerely Jordan September 22, 2008
i was sitting there, playing halo, with kevin, like i do all the time, even in my dreams, we were fighting these elites, and i was like orgasming from the intense combination of pleasure halo and kevin give me, my name is steve, oh and my ass exploded one time with diarrhea
by Anonymous September 25, 2003
A brown soupy dessert enjoyed by the Pygmy tribe of Southern Africa. Made from cattle feces after the cattle are fed mountains of prunes, pinto beans and chocolated exlax.
by Rap January 23, 2004
n.
Excessive evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress. Frequently occurs after consuming large quantities of semen.
Excessive evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress. Frequently occurs after consuming large quantities of semen.
by Not Casey Merril May 07, 2003