Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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A. The state of having been subjected to the "expelliarmus" spell. (from the popular book series "Harry Potter")
B. To be in a complete state of disarray, disarmed of all mental prowess, having been subjected to an overwhelming defeat - or having undergone a rigorous or lengthy trial.
C. Past tense of "Expelliarmus"
B. To be in a complete state of disarray, disarmed of all mental prowess, having been subjected to an overwhelming defeat - or having undergone a rigorous or lengthy trial.
C. Past tense of "Expelliarmus"
man, every time harry potter faces someone, they inevitably end up expelliarmussed.
After working all day, and then going to see the midnight release of that movie - I'm all expelliarmussed out.
I expelliarmussed him SO HARD! You should have seen his face, ho ho ho.
After working all day, and then going to see the midnight release of that movie - I'm all expelliarmussed out.
I expelliarmussed him SO HARD! You should have seen his face, ho ho ho.
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EXCEL /IK'sel/verb 1.V~(in/at sth/at doing sth) to be very good at doing sth eg: The team excels at turning defence into attack. 2.VN~yourself(BrE)to do extremely well and even better than you usually do. eg:Francis' cooking was always good but this time he really excelled himself.
SIA 1.N`~ a huge place, a large land mass, a country ,a continent 2.N~a particular position, point or area 3.N an environment,a space. It is use by adding another word or letter in its beginning. eg: Asia, Australasia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Tunisia.
EXCELSIA~ is form by adding EXCEL and SIA together.
1.Na place, country or continent where its population are people of excellence, eg: Francis is from Excelsia, no wonder he got the Nobel Prize this year. 2N~ a place where everyone is given the envirnoment to excel in their work or life, eg:They are staying in Excelsia and their brain can think better thus they produce the best result.3N~a name of a place or a group of people
EXCEL /IK'sel/verb 1.V~(in/at sth/at doing sth) to be very good at doing sth eg: The team excels at turning defence into attack. 2.VN~yourself(BrE)to do extremely well and even better than you usually do. eg:Francis' cooking was always good but this time he really excelled himself.
SIA 1.N`~ a huge place, a large land mass, a country ,a continent 2.N~a particular position, point or area 3.N an environment,a space. It is use by adding another word or letter in its beginning. eg: Asia, Australasia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Tunisia.
EXCELSIA~ is form by adding EXCEL and SIA together.
1.Na place, country or continent where its population are people of excellence, eg: Francis is from Excelsia, no wonder he got the Nobel Prize this year. 2N~ a place where everyone is given the envirnoment to excel in their work or life, eg:They are staying in Excelsia and their brain can think better thus they produce the best result.3N~a name of a place or a group of people
William is from Excelsia, that is why he can jump so high.
Buffet went to look for Excelsia to buy the best soft drink in town.
Buffet went to look for Excelsia to buy the best soft drink in town.
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