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mock exam

Some shit type of test that Satan made to punish us before the actual exam to make people crap them self. Although the correct term is prelim.
by TheGreatNobody September 18, 2016
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Regents Exam

The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.

2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL

3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?

4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
by 23Jwacak354 June 17, 2009
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Exam Spliff

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining
Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!
by Ardley April 30, 2008
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exaustipated

When you're too tired to give shit.
Work leaves me exaustipated. !
by Pablo Tornado January 9, 2016
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Exam Leader

Fictitious role given to Lazy Bastards who will always side with the management and repeatedly say yes to any command/order.
Often found to be the back stabber of the depot, and will manipulate results and times to keep himself looking good.
often found lounging around at the end of 18 road with his thumb up his own arse or sometimes in warmer weather knelt under a managers desk sucking him off.
Look at that Lazy Twat, hasn't he changed since becoming an Exam Leader
by 3545346844 January 6, 2015
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Prostate Exam

Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.
Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it
by DD Alwhiney May 18, 2019
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Exam

a form of torture that comes twice a year, usually before something enjoyable (i.e. Winter Break, Summer break.), in which a student will learn about the material on the test, while taking the test.
Student 1: "Dude, I can't wait for Christmas!!"
Student 2:" I'm not, we have Exams!"
by breezeybeeb December 14, 2014
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