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Everlasting Gobstopper

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.
Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.
by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 24, 2010
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everlasting boner

A boner that simply just wont go down
"Yo Mike even after I busted my load I still was hard. Talk about an everlasting boner
by BigBlackClock6969 November 4, 2015
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everlasting cumm stopper

A promiscuous girl that takes on many partners in short periods of time. A deep vagina with seemingly no bottom. Ability for deep insertion.
The bitch fucked everybody in your crew? Thank stanky ho like a everlasting cumm stopper.
by guda getta November 11, 2015
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Tony Everready

First, you insert your nuts in a woman's asshole then proceed to put your dick in they're vagina. Then resulting in a tony everready.
Tucker pulled a tony everready on susan hayne and freaked that bitch out!
by John .... March 16, 2009
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everclear

190 proof alcohol. It is illegal in most states for a reason. do not take it lightly. Once you blackout from it and continue to drink w/o knowing will cause serious harm...
14 shots of everclear and my friend decided it would be funny to hold a .40 cal to my head. It resulted in puking all night, all next day and a body shakes like never before. we drank 1/2 of a handle between the 2 of us. Definitely do not advise drinking this!!!!
by bad idea December 12, 2009
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Everlasting gummy worm

Permanent flaccid penis secondary to to much alcohol and cocaine ingestion. A state on being past whiskey dick.
Brad thought he was going to score, but then realized the whole night he had been carrying an Everlasting gummy worm. He then preceded to console her and tell her that it might be small but at least it's skinny.
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
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Tuck Everlasting

A male-to-female transgendered person. A permanent version of the tuck.
He loves tucking so much, I'm surprised he doesn't just go Tuck Everlasting.
by higgs broson March 15, 2010
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