Pumpkin Escobar

A roommate who knows not various things. Including but not limited to:

1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.

Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:

1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."

"Pumpkin Escobar brought a girl home last night....she left with one of my friends."

"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"

by Pumpkin Kicker October 28, 2008

Camilo Escobar

A man with a large penis and loves to get blowjobs

1- Hey look that guy looks like he is a camilo escobar.
2- Yea i would do him anyday

by OSONOSNCOAISN September 22, 2010

Escobar International Airport

Airport in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.

1: Do you know about Vice City's airport?
2: No. What's it called?
1: It's called "Escobar International Airport"

by BloxxingBlocks July 29, 2016

Escobar oil change

the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant

I parked my car in the alley and some bastard gave me an Escobar oil change

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.

I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.

by Pheecees December 10, 2022

Antonio Pablo Escobar

Often a word to describe our friend speltokarn

Antonio Pablo Escobar!

by Brattlof January 30, 2018

Camo-Escobar

A "Camo-Escobar" is a Man who is always willing to give his all to everyone else leaving him with nothing in the end. He's been through alot of things in his life that despite his age made him mature and wiser than most. He's talented in multiple different ways. And is an all around package when it comes to being in a relationship. He love to make people laugh and smile and absolutely hates drama of all kinds.

A Camo-Escobar walked past me earlier today.
I respect a Camo-Escobar.
Damn he's a Camo-Escobar.

by TheKingOfReal. June 8, 2023