A roommate who knows not various things. Including but not limited to:
1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.
Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:
1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."
1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.
Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:
1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."
"Pumpkin Escobar brought a girl home last night....she left with one of my friends."
"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"
"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"
by Pumpkin Kicker October 28, 2008

by OSONOSNCOAISN September 22, 2010

1: Do you know about Vice City's airport?
2: No. What's it called?
1: It's called "Escobar International Airport"
2: No. What's it called?
1: It's called "Escobar International Airport"
by BloxxingBlocks July 29, 2016

the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant
by anonymous March 14, 2022

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
by Pheecees December 10, 2022

by Brattlof January 30, 2018

A "Camo-Escobar" is a Man who is always willing to give his all to everyone else leaving him with nothing in the end. He's been through alot of things in his life that despite his age made him mature and wiser than most. He's talented in multiple different ways. And is an all around package when it comes to being in a relationship. He love to make people laugh and smile and absolutely hates drama of all kinds.
by TheKingOfReal. June 8, 2023
