Eison

Name of a good friend but hard foe

Eison is playing checkers

by Brocoly2019 May 13, 2021

daniel edison

Fat cunt who don’t stop eating has friends that is a Viking and greets people by saying “how’s your day today”he was also brought up in a shithole aka Slough

“U know daniel Edison “
“Ain’t he such a scummy fat cunt”
“Yes such a twat”

by Fat wanker from Slough March 15, 2020

Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

by ♥🗺☠ February 9, 2023

douse the Edisons

To turn off the lights.

It's getting late, could you douse the Edisons for me?

by Heathen Lummox October 9, 2003

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011

edison high school

A relatively small school located in Fairfax County, VA. Has a high minority population of Hispanics. Although a pretty crappy, ghetto school, some idiot millionaire decided to donate millions of dollars which was used to buy "Smartboards", which is a blackboard hooked up to a computer and is interactive. A very good idea, but the biggest waste of money on this talentless, worthless bunch of kids.

Yo there's gonna be a gangfight near edison high school tonight.

by ScrewYouToo February 24, 2005