eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love
by 9705826966048363969cb November 6, 2007
Get the eggplantmug. by Mike November 21, 2003
Get the eggplantmug. 
One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
Get the eggplant squattermug. A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
Get the Eggplant Ballsmug. Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
by Mytholces March 13, 2019
Get the eggplant farmermug. by The Honorable Dick Long II December 11, 2018
Get the eggplant suckermug.