Excuse

An excuse is a reason for which an individual does or doesn’t do something; it is a transfer of blame from oneself to some other external.

"I did not attend the gym today because I was tired".
"I don't spend my free time reading books because its boring".
"I get drunk because it relaxes me".
"I am overweight because I love food too much".
"I am poor because of the top 1%".
The penultimate excuse involves the movement of things (Time): "I couldn't because I ran out of time".

by AkilahC May 30, 2018

Fucking Excuse You

To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it

Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better

by htt. suckass June 2, 2015

End of the World Excuse

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.

a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.

by kbates55 May 10, 2009

excuse me

A term heard mostly from southern mom,that mean you have 5 seconds to shape up or you won't be able hear or sit for the next 3 weeks. Normally said in a somewhat calm tone that will freeze your blood

Mother: excuse me?
And that was the last thing poor Timmy heard before his death

by Coolkid_NOPE March 31, 2016

excuse the sexy

A phrase given by one donning a too short and too tight hospital gown when her naughty bits are hanging out visibly.

Patient (while shimmying past nurse in doorway after putting on too tight, too short hospital gown): "Excuse the sexy."

by father muskrat October 1, 2010

excuse my french

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.

by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018