red exhaust situation

The idiosyncratic desire of an owner of an expensive yacht or motorboat who deems a certain, although often trivial, point to be very important.

A 'red exhaust situation' means that it matters to the owner even if you might think it pointless or ridiculous.

The Riva Aquarama, the most iconic speedboat ever made has red painted exhaust outlets but the paint gets easily blown off due to the chromed surface. The owner of a Riva Aquarama will often insist that the exhausts are red. Hence a 'red exhaust situation'

by vanderhoff May 25, 2012

Jet exhaust

The feeling of letting loose a long, no cheek clapping fart after consuming prodigious amounts of Mexican, hot sauce, or other spicy foods, comparable to a jet fighter, a straight column of what feels like fire will exit your bootyhole leading to a burning sensation, usually followed by fire shits

Bruh, I had straight jet exhaust after Taco Bell last night
Ya think? You melted a porcelain fucking toilet!

by Cockyrooster1135 April 5, 2019

Canadian Exhaust Pipe

Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.

It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.

by BOATS! July 30, 2009

Dual Exhaust

When you vomit and diarrhea at the same time.

I must have eaten some bad meat cause I just had dual exhaust in your bathroom.

by Steven J. Weed August 27, 2011

rusty exhaust pipe

To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"

by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009

15 Inch Exhaust

Attached to kadafis car

An exhaust like a 'cannon' that makes a loud rumble

Kadafi > OGM LIKE TEH SUBZ N EXHUAST

Justin > Yeh very bassy

Joel > BOTH STFU AND PUT GAME ON OR ILL KILL YOU

by Bogan Killer, Hectic Social Halim December 25, 2004

Butt Exhaust

A warm, moist cloud of ass which is often found flowing in and around 1991 Ford Escorts (blue). The odor of butt exhaust can be described as pungent, revolting, horrifying, tasty, vulgar, and magical. Butt Exhaust is known for its ability to clear a room and induce vomitting on a level only just discovered by man kind. Butt Exhaust sounds range from a quiet "wheeeep" to a loud and symphonic "PPFFFTTTTHHHHHHH pop pop pop poooweeeeeee"
Butt Exhaust, also known as "Blastin' One" or "Ass Eruption" is extremely toxic, and is best avoided.

I used my butt exhaust to propel me across the airport hangar.

The butt exhaust following this Mexican buffet is guaranteed to be momentus and destructive.

Yikes! That butt exhaust has caused me to lose all feeling in the left side of my body!

by threeholeb July 24, 2010