connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

by fodeewater January 25, 2008

reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010

Predictile Dysfunction

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.

The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.

by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017

Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.

by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009

dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 15, 2018

Bogial-Dysfunction

The state of being continually, and unalterably bogus as a mf -
Otherwise known as being terminally bogus.

Yo, you got bogial-dysfunction if you think shorty fya.
Avani has a severe case of bogial-dysfunction.

by Dr professor bogus October 6, 2022