dickety

A replacement for the word "twenty".

Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

by Bob May 7, 2003

Slut Duckets

1. A one dollar bill
2. Money that goes into a strippers g-string.

Usually a one dollar bill.

Lets go to the strip club, I got a pocket full of slut duckets.

by MotherFnFBM June 5, 2009

slut ducker

A person afraid to frequent prostitutes due to the fact that they are disgusting and rampant with disease.

John won't go with us, and the 3 vietnamese underage hookers we just picked up, to the hotel because he's afraid of getting "AIDS" or "Herpies". What a slut ducker.

by Ssimon007 November 9, 2008

Docket Sheet

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.

Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.

by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021

duketastrophe

A catastrophe. A complete failure. Often from a sudden failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duketastrophe!"

by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

Ducked Up

Mainly for females. Happens after a full weekend of partying and ones feet are badly injured to where she waddles due to severe pain.

"OMG, it was such a great weekend. We were all over downtown and lost the car. Man, I am so ducked up.... I can't put shoes on."

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny June 16, 2009

Dicket

(n.) - A ticket written by a police officer for an asshole reason just to dick with you.

Dude, I got a dicket for doing 48 in a 45!

by Thracks February 4, 2008