drive call buddy

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call buddy” to pass the time of this long routine and boring drive. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss, your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never materialize because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient may sometimes result in talking to someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with “that” person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Example #1
Simi (Caller): Hey buddy,
Dukes: ur on ur way home from work?
Simi (Caller): how’d u know?
Dukes: I'm your drive call buddy.

Simi (Caller): sweet
Simi (Caller): click
Dukes: Huh???, I guess he just got home

Example # 2

Simi (Caller): Hey Yossi, sup?
Yossi: not much,
Simi (Caller): sup?
Yossi: nm, u bored or something?
Simi (Caller): yeah, on my way to work, just placing a drive call. U know.

Yossi: o, got it.

by simsterbimster April 27, 2015

Drive Call

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call" buddy. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss or your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never go through because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient can sometimes be someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with that person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Caller: Hey Yanky, sup?

Yanky: not much,

Caller: sup?

Yanky: nm, u bored or something?

Caller: yeah, on my way to work, jut placing a drive call. U know.
Yanky: o, got it.

Caller: sup?

Dukes: ur on ur way to work?

Caller: howd u know?

Dukes: we're drive call buddies.
Caller: sweet

by simsterbimster April 24, 2015

beamng.drive

A game where you drive cars and wreck then into everything.

I crashed this pick up in BeamNG.Drive

by A flock of tigers April 20, 2015

devil's driveway

the area between a man's balls and his butthole; a taint

"The key to any man's heart is through his taint, a.k.a. the devil's driveway." -Tom Segura

by White Cheddar May 9, 2016

Drive with Amber Heard

Amber Heard has been linked to multiple DUI's with potential fatalities of passengers with reckless abandon. The opposite of wishing someone well.

"Hey, did you hear Logan Paul might run for president?"
"Yikes our society is doomed... unless on the off chance he goes for a drive with Amber Heard."

by willbchou May 25, 2022

draking and driving

The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.

Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!

by ChizzyB October 21, 2013

Infinite Improbability Drive

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."

by Kantankerous November 7, 2008