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This is a signature move at a special or dirty massage parlor during your last 5 minutes the masseuse will perform a drive-by; meaning gently brush your junk a few times with the back of her hand as she massages your legs. This causing a massage boner. She then asks " Would like me to finish that off for you?" Of course then the extra fee negotiation begins as no man can resist once the boy is at full attention.
Bryan: Holy shi*t. Went to this massage place last night and the chick gave me sweet drive-by. I was pointing true north after that.

Dwayne: Well did she finish it off?

Bryan: Yeah she did, for an extra 15 bucks.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
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Drive-By

When you make-out with a guy, clothed. Then as he starts to get hard, casually check and see if his package is to your liking over clothing. If so, carry on. If not, call it a day.
We were making-out on his sofa and I did a drive-by to find out he was hiding an anaconda in those pantaloons!!
by DesireeFufa November 27, 2017
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drive-by

The act of a quick up and down on a penis before leaving.
We made out, I did a drive-by, and left the wax room.
by DJ Doyle January 15, 2018
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Drive-By

the act of driving by a rich boys house and seeing if it’s big enough for husband material
We should drive-by this kid i’m snapping, i heard he’s rich.
by sugarbaby666 August 27, 2020
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Drive-by

When your girls on her knees and you run by her face and shoot cum on her face
Did you hear about that drive-by at hat hoes house.”
by MyDickSmol February 17, 2021
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drive-by wi-fi

Attempting to access unsecured wireless networks whilst driving slowly through residential neighbourhoods
1. Peter gets very annoyed when he spends time at his parent's home where there is no internet access. He has to check email by drive-by wi-fi.

2. "Honey, I've been monitoring usage of our wireless broadband and it seems... WE'VE HAD A BL**DY DRIVE-BY WI-FI!!!"
by germie February 22, 2007
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drive-by troll

A troll who logs onto a blog, posts a couple of zingers and then exits, all in less than 60 seconds. The digital equivalent of a drive-by shooting.
With all the flame wars that are raging, this blog has been hit by a lot of drive-by trolls recently.
by sharp shtick June 16, 2010
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