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Dossing

1)Going somewhere with no intention of getting there at a certain time
2) Walking around with no intention of going anywhere
1)"You coming to the party later?"
"yeah man, but were just dossing up so dont expect us at anytime"
2) "you upto much?"
"nah man, just dossing about"
by Tzma April 30, 2014
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Doozing

The act of doing something, but actually doing nothing.
The art of doing something but not actually doing anything constructive. this is done to keep boredom at bay.
lets go doozing to buy a scalextric we have nothing else to do.
by Farmer Ed March 18, 2011
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Scooby Dooing

Scooby Dooing -A form of camping. The most popular method is standing still near statues in FPS games to prevent being noticed by the opposing team. This behavior is seen in scores of Scooby Doo episodes as an evasive maneuver.
Steve- "Dude, I'm gonna see if I can get some kills Scooby Dooing at Invasion today."

Dave- "Oh, you're gonna hide beside the statues in that one building, right?"

Steve- "Affirmative, Dave."
by ASKA11 May 18, 2011
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Dousing

/daʊs/ v. tr.: The act of slamming some liquids almost directly subsequent to swallowing something of a high-degree temperature, all while on an empty stomach.

The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.

WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
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Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?

Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-

Joe: Mmmm, ember!

Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-

Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!

Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.

Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!

Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??

Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*

Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*

Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
by dabeshu-sama July 15, 2010
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doosin

to insert ones "gear" (penis) in conjunction with a females reproductive organs. also known as sexual intercourse. can also refer to anal sex when appropriate.

the penetration of ones male reproductive organ (cock) into a body cavity.
he was doosin' her flat out last night.
cant wait to doose that sheela
im so tired from being up late doosing.
i live for doosin' women.
David can and will be the king of doosin'
i would rather be doosin' her in the bum
by phill hinz September 18, 2012
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doofing

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"
by greatday87 October 26, 2011
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Dooling

Doing Something Perfect That Causes a Group to Complain
John Pulled a Dooling When He Stopped The Movie Mid-Scene
by Samuel Laperle November 19, 2020
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