DOOFNUT

A person who ignores several of his glaring faults to focus on one fault of another person or A woman that plays the "who me?" role when being called out on something.

Mark is a Big Doofnut. Him and his NOI friends stare at tits and ass ALL DAY but they judge people who eat bacon. Doofnut

by Duke122071 July 9, 2011

doogan flop

(v.) {do· guhn} to flop one's doogan; an exultation of exuberance. 00:10 standardized international doogan flop time.

"Is 12:10, time to flop doogan, yes?"
"Doogan flop is good cardio."

by Silver Snakes October 24, 2007

Reverse Doogan

The practice of taking a dump whilst sat facing the wrong way on the toilet. The turd is then left hidden underneath the lower toilet seat, so that it can't be seen until the next person has actually sat down and started their business.

Alice was shocked to find herself actually peeing all over the reverse doogan left there earlier by her flatmate

by Pierreluigi88 July 7, 2008

doogan

a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.

oh snaps, that steak sandwich I just ate is going to be a vicious doogan.

by Cod July 18, 2006

dootang

Dootang is both a noun and an adjective. If you describe something as dootang, it can be off the hook, or awful. it all depends on the context. it is also a greeting or farewell.

Ryan: Did you see the spiderman 3 trailer? that shit was mad dootang banana splits!

or

Kerry: Hey Mark!
Mark: Dootang Kerry!

by mochiko September 8, 2008

Doofania

Doofania was a city-state off the international coast of Danville in the Tri-State Area.

I bring to you... Doofania! Where there will be no brothers trying to make me look bad.

by PolarTem August 6, 2020

Doofenpoopytits

The combination of the words doof, poopy, and tits. Generally has a odd way of making people laugh. Also can be used as a pun or insult.

"Hey____." "Ya?" "Doofenpoopytits." "haha! LOLCATS!" or "ARG!!! Your such a doofenpoopytit!!!"

by beefjerkylolcats October 14, 2011