Capt'n Long Dong Silver

HAS A HUGE DONG, LOVES BOOTY

ARRRRGHH

"Prepare to be broadsided by Capt'n Long Dong Silver"

by captnsilverdong May 12, 2018

Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms

Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.

by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004

Dong Soup

Semen

I fed her some Dong Soup.

What's for dinner? Dong Soup

by Caleb the Painter March 14, 2010

Long Dong Silver

a black porno star from the early 80's

long dong silver is the star of this porno

by robert cashion October 8, 2003

Dong Slop

The white, creamy chad (male ejaculate) that comes from the shaft of a well hung male.

"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yea I heard Kevin slathered her face in dong slop."

by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013

dong sow

a asian phrase DONG SOW!!!

“hey Jayla what did you do today?” ,”DONG SOW”

by Jayla the dong sower January 23, 2020

Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

by xWhatDa November 11, 2022