Discombobulate

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

Discombobulate. *proceeds to simultaneously smack both ears*

by Awesomely Radish June 14, 2010

discombobulated

out of order, cracked out, not working properly, contorting, blabbering nonsense, confused, dysfunctional, out of shape and out of mind.

( I took a full pull off the pipe and I was hella discombobulated )

by Hirosfca June 12, 2006

Discombobulated

To be utterly and thuroughly confused with no hope of regaining any intelligent cognitive comprehension after being smoked and burnt for 3 or more daze at a time.

Girl, I'll tell you what...huh? I forgot what I was talking about. I'm all kinds of discombobulated. Did that just come out my mouth?...smokey-smokedy-smoked I am, I am. Discombobulated sista!

by MsSissyLaLa March 15, 2010

discomboobulated

A state of shock or confusion induced by seeing attractive breasts.

After seeing the rack on the new waitress, Joe was totally discomboobulated and forgot what he wanted to order.

by fakebarney December 4, 2011

Discomfort

Too many people confuse discomfort with actual pain, but it's not the same thing. Discomfort is not the same as being physically tortured, it's just something people dont like, it's an inconvenience. Not being comfortable is not the same thing as pain.

Discomfort is not unbearable, its irritating at times, but it's not the same thing as painful. People who tell you it is are full of shit.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020

Discombumbered

The act of being severely confused or in a state of what-the-fuck-ness after taking in a large amount of alcohol or marijuana.

Dude, I took at hit of that green & now I'm all discombumbered.

by RonniFace March 28, 2009

Discomgooglation

The term discomgooglation is a combination of the words discombobulate and Google.

It is the addiction and/ or dependence on the uses of the Internet.

Research studies showed that many people developed high levels of stress when they were not allowed to use the Internet. Other symptoms includes an increase in heart rate, blood pressure and brain activity

He suffers from discomgooglation. He gets all stressed out if he has not been on the internet at least once a day.

by DanielK94 November 2, 2010