Distance Learning Teachers
Distance Learning Teachers by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020
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Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.
"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
Distance learning by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
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Distance bomb
when someone you know or love suddenly says that they are going to move real far away. This is often a very heart wrenching experience for the one moving, but even more so for the one left behind
A man and a woman were close friends with eachother. Both live in Boston. One day, the woman says "I'm moving to Crapville, California, near Tijuana". the guy was very shocked and shaken at the news. When his friends talked about it the next day, one said tothe other "That chic really dropped the distance bomb on poor Sam last night."
Distance bomb by blinkingblythe April 13, 2007
distance cult
The Superior part of the track team. Some of them run cross country which is also superior to football. The DC are made of speed and sexiness. This is the most amount of unorganized chaos, that can only be controlled by a distance coach.
distance cult by Distance Runner 101 April 24, 2021
distance shaming
SJW term for shaming people who don't practice social distancing and congregate in large groups irresponsibly, such as when there is a widespread global pandemic and all levels of government are asking people to not gather in large groups unnecessarily
After I posted pictures of the huge parties I went to on spring break during the COVID-19 pandemic, there were so many people distance shaming me.
distance shaming by Benshapirosuperfan March 19, 2020
Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)
The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Distance Distortion Factor (DDF) by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008