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distance education

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.
person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*
by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022
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banging distance

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.
30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.
by SexyTexan March 15, 2012
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Distance Courage

The act of saying something threatening, menacing, aggressive etc… to someone else at a physical or virtual distance that would not be said face-to-face due to fear of retribution. Similar terms are Facebook Courage, Distance Thug and Virtual Balls.
Did you see that numbnuts getting all gangster on Larry from across the parking lot last night? Heh heh, once Larry was in that maggot’s face, everyone saw him for the pussy he really was. What a shameful display of Distance Courage at its finest!
by Lebowskis Rug November 3, 2012
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Medium Distance

A long distance relationship where the two individuals live within a proximity that is just short enough where they can meet up but just long enough where the frequency of said meet ups are scarce.

A good example of this would be an hour to 2 hour drive in between.
Maddie: So are you and Wade going to make it work?
Sydney: Yeah totally! It’s only medium distance.
by Aresyl September 12, 2018
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Heterosexual distance

The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)
Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".

No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
by Ovinor January 12, 2011
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Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off
Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro
by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020
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O'Hanlon Distance

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.
Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.
by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014
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