Dildo

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.

You're my dildo

by sexigurrl February 4, 2015

Dildo

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"

by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019

Dildo

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.

by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

Dildo

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!

by A Bad Ass Marine December 28, 2005

Dildo

What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky

It feels good when a dildo is shoved into my ass

by bouquet_of_whoopsie_daisies December 3, 2016

Dildo

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina

I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

Dildo

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 31, 2005