Dildo

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"

by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019

Dildo

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.

You're my dildo

by sexigurrl February 4, 2015

Dildo

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.

by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

Dildo

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!

by A Bad Ass Marine December 28, 2005

Dildo

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina

I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed

by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017

Dildo

What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky

It feels good when a dildo is shoved into my ass

by bouquet_of_whoopsie_daisies December 3, 2016

Dildo

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 31, 2005