Dildonicus

A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.

Watching a video of someone bungee jumping without a cord: "Look at that Dildonicus go!"

by Dot Wrong December 16, 2011

Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

Dildonk

Used to describe a person who is just the absolute worst.

Chad: Aeryn is an absolute Dildonk
Courtney: I know right? Such a quank

by i_only_suck_fat_dick October 5, 2018

DingDongDumbass

A little bitch ass thats super cute tho and man i love him

"Man i love DingDongDumbass."

by Ridetheporkipump September 18, 2019

dildonot

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.

After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

dingdongery

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

by jesses55 May 27, 2021

DINGDONGARMY

A very Badass dude on xbox one

DINGDONGARMY I was talking to dingdong the other day about, cars, he fucking knows everything about that shit

by DINGDONGARMY September 27, 2021