Dickster

A real asshole of a cat.

The Dickster can also be a sweetheart

by Log1rt December 25, 2018

Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.

“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”

by Napp23 March 10, 2021

Dickster

A high ranking organised crime member or 'gangster' who also happens to be a dick-head.

Mohamed : "I may not like my dad only because he is a dickster"

by lishlosh May 22, 2021

Dickster's Webtionary

Another name for UrbDic. It's like a new Webster's Dictionary for sexual slang.

Person 1: Hey, I just heard someone talking about road head, WTF is that?

Person 2: Beats me, I bet you could find it in Dickster's Webtionary

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021

dicksheath

A synonym for vagina. A place to put your penis.

Dude, her dicksheath is bigger than an elephant's! I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in!

by chanola August 28, 2007

Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

Diksfertoas' Syndrome

A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.

John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?

Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!

John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!

Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!

John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!

John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.

by Dances With Limes January 25, 2013