dickshit

When an event occurs where you suffer from the precise balance of grief or pain that both properly calls for calling something (or someone) a dick and reacting with the word shit, a dickshit moment occurs due to an uncontrollable reaction that happens faster than your mind can decipher the most appropriate word to use in said event.

"Argh, you... dickshit!" Or when in such high shock you may only simply get out "Dickshit!"

by SillyTurtle August 23, 2016

Dick Smith

A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.

He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.

by John Martini September 1, 2006

Dick Smith

verb - to drink, secretly, at a party and get more drunk than the other guests.

Wow! Steve is hammered! He must be "Dick Smith-ing" in the kitchen!

by Mutty September 6, 2005

dickmite

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

by Fake Name January 27, 2005

dicksmash

when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017

dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003