Dicktamized

To be hypnotized by ones penis.

She became extremely clingy because she was dicktamized.

by Most horny July 6, 2021

edward dickhands

What Coco does every night

Wow, Coco has been doing edward dickhands a lot recently

by cocohasnodick August 16, 2016

Dickjam

Like toe jam but found in the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

"you ever go down on a guy sportin a turtleneck?" "Only once, he had some nasty dickjam"

by Chaparrita May 5, 2006

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006

dickamonas

An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)

After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.

by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010

Dickhawk

A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.

The flight of cock a'feathered

Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by

Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"

by Santiago Artorius July 14, 2014

dickhaus

pronounced: (dik-houz)

someone who acts stupid, angry, rude, or selfish. Used like the words asshole or douchebag

pluralized: dickhauses

The cop that rodney-kinged me was a DICKHAUS

by Prison Prodigy November 4, 2010