Deutsch-bag

(n): German douche-bag. Not to be confused with the french version douche-baguette.

Hey, Deiter, stop being a Deutsch-Bag.

by djjeremiahj April 12, 2011

Zooey Deschanel

Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.

An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.

"Have you seen Failure To Launch?"
"Yeah! How funny is Zooey Deschanel?"

by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008

Dousche

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

by douche1394 July 17, 2009

deuche bag

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

by doomweasel October 26, 2005

Deschi

This is a mildly humorous indicator for a German of Polish extraction, although the expression has also been heard in North America, indicating those of a more general Eastern European descent. Depending on the tone of speech, the word can be used neutrally, somewhat flattering or even somewhat condescending.

At that fancy restaurant, the server was a typical Deschi. He had that suave walk to him, a slightly reserved posture and a somewhat terse speech - but always courteous and friendly without acting overly subservient.

by Marek Deschi April 22, 2008

Deutschbag

A German douchebag.

Wow, that Dillon Clayton is a Deutschbag for sure. It's not even fair. *snap* *snap* *snap*.

by Joe Van May 1, 2009

Deutschland

The German word for Germany. Germany was originally going to be named something closer to Deutschland other than how it is until some asshole had to fuck it all up.

German: Deutschland
English: Germany

by Lynx_User58 August 13, 2005