Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.

The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.

by B Crouch April 13, 2021

sub-defective

A person deemed so uncool and lame that they are below the loser level.

Joan: I'm already a sub-defective. Do you want me to become a toad next?

by OMFGitzREGINA September 30, 2008

Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.

Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!

by Mobius92 April 25, 2006

detective scrote

pimp ass detective in the shape of a ballsack

detective scrote was on family guy making fun of the show the shield

by boner joe July 21, 2006

detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

Detective Pikachu

A sex act where the female cosplays as a Pikachu, then as you are about to climax, she reveals she is actually your father.

"hey baby you wanna Detective Pikachu tonight?"

by Cecesqrf May 11, 2019