Post show depression

A form of depression caused by uncontrolled feelings, leading to hopelessness and loneliness. Often originates from the end of a much-rehearsed performance. It may be acute, or it may last until the next set of rehearsals start. Usually, it involves walking offstage and into a metaphorical vat of frozen herrings topped with sour relish, which will symbolize your view of life until the depression has passed.

-Why are you covered in metaphorical frozen herrings?
-I have post show depression.
-Well, you can't leave the music field, Elvis. Guess you'll have to wait this thing out.

by Keith Derfner June 6, 2015

post world cup depression

an illness characterized by not knowing what to do with oneself (or one's vuvuzela) now that the FIFA world cup is over. additional symptoms include glazed eyes, a general feeling of listlessness, loss of appetite, and a tendency to watch terrible television to compensate for the end of the world cup.

I caught Tom watching the Tour de France in an effort to fill the void of world cup soccer. He's got post world cup depression real bad.

I tried to funnel with my vuvuzela but it's just not the same anymore.

by waaaagh July 17, 2010

mid session depression

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

by The Danny O July 23, 2018

Fake depression

Someone who is sad and seeks attention when alone and instantly becomes happy when they are with someone.

People who show signs of fake depression would normally post black and white stories with phrases such as "kill me", "I hate everyone" and "join my live at 3:33" these are the typical signs of a bitch

Woah he's definitely got fake depression look at his attention seeking stories

by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019

Hegarty Depression

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.

"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."

by Matt0909 November 12, 2018

post-camp depression

The terrible feeling you get after summer camp, because you miss it so much.

"Wow, home life sucks. I just miss camp, I think I'm suffering from post-camp depression."

by kayble October 20, 2015

bughead depression

The meaning of bughead depression is waiting each week sometimes longer to see what keeps us living. The relationship of Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones is extraordinary, breath taking and can leave symptoms such as: Intense breakdowns, pain to the eyes and brain (only when they are not together), headaches, migraines and vomiting when kissing other people.

Beware this disease is highly contagious!

Having Bughead depression is the worst thing that has happened to me!

by I’m a fan March 12, 2018