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delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.
by Shinigami June 12, 2003
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Cyber Delusion

The whole thing is a philosophical experiment within a sociological experiment within a virtual experiment within your own little delusion of "the collective" while you are alone in your room typing to an electronic box on your desk...

...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...

... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...
These people in this chatroom sure have their cyber delusion on.
by ChaoticLunatic May 1, 2009
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cashew delisi

Super cashew delisi is a god at overwatch. Super's name comes from him being FUCKING NUTS at playing the tank role.
Someone:Where does super cashew delisi come from?
Me an intellectual:because he is so NUTS!
by Salmarix7 October 27, 2020
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delusionist

Someone who is a master of their own delusions to the point where they exist in the dual planes of true and false realities, often exhibiting extreme mood swings resulting from the conflicts of planar coexistence and living in an impenetrable state of constant denial. The delusionist often has a hard time interpreting non-verbal communication, and in some extreme cases, straight-forward verbal communication, when it contradicts their false reality. Along with their failure to take even the most obvious of hints, they often have a high opinion of themselves and are obsessed with keeping their ego over-inflated to compensate for their numerous inadequacies. In an effort to illustrate some degree of normalcy, and to offset his or her frequent visitations to the false reality when relating to a particular subject matter, the delusionist will have a tendency to point out and/or over-emphasize any incident or situation that is merely a mediocrity in the true reality.
He's been talking about that pipe-dream for years without making a bit of progress, yet with all the things he's presently juggling, he thinks he's gonna make that happen now? Wow! That boy there is a delusionist!
by YwouldItrickUagains June 20, 2011
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Delisherous

Something is very tasty better than anything or awesome
This is the most delisherous thing I've ever tasted
by Ava Morris August 19, 2014
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declusterfication

Def: to undo someone elses' clusterfuck, or mess.
"I walked into work today and spent the first 4 hours in declusterfication mode: Bob had really made a clusterfuck out of things!"

"Joe had really made a clusterfuck of that situation with Mary. I felt obliged to slip into declusterfication mode, and try to fix things between them."

"I'm on my way into the ER to declusterfy since Dr. Steve has things in a clusterfuck!"
by Kwirkdon79 October 10, 2014
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delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019
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