Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.

He can't get his noodle al dente

by Hyyphann February 1, 2020

al dente

italian for "to the tooth." refers to pasta that is slightly undercooked. pasta cooked enough to be firm but not soft.

"we forgot to cook the pasta all the way"
"just tell 'em it's al dente and quit your bitchin"

by bacm123 October 13, 2005

detec

an undercover police car, a crown vic with a normal paint job that a detective drives

oh shit, there goes a detec!

by alex campione November 25, 2007

delteated

Deleted. Used with baleeted and del taco.

Baleeted!
Huh?
Delteated!
Wh-- uhh...
Del Taco?

by Luigi June 2, 2003

deitri

A girl who is 51% devil, 49% angel, mostly she's the kind of girl you'd want to keep eternally.

I wish I could find my Deitri.

by Xeiy February 27, 2017

Deiti

A very handsome and intelligent human being that also loves urban dictionary. He also has an IQ of 10,000,000,000. Millions of wamen wanna be like Deiti.

"Yo G she so fine call her Deiti."

by Deiti February 26, 2021

Deire

The name of a girl with a good future ahead of her.

"Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?"

Person1: I like this girl named Deire
Person2: this ain't good everyone says she's crazy. She may have superpowers.
Person1: one day i will marry her.
Person2: she will kill you
Person1: IDC

by ImReal333 March 24, 2022