deflarted

when you are so deflated, that you can't even fart...there's nothing left in you.

Marcy's rent was due, she needed gas money, and HR called to say she didn't get the job; she was utterly deflarted.

by Misfitauthor March 7, 2022

Deflated

Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.

I was so erected by her sister, but once I saw her, I deflated in five seconds flat. #turnoff

by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016

deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it

OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner

by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009

Deflated

To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.

Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.

Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.

by Brittens March 29, 2008

deflategate

To fart, and deflate the colon of intestinal gas.

I just farted, and man that was a deflategate

by Qmaan January 24, 2015

deflating the doll

1) packing up a hotel room to check-out

2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel

"hey bill, what's the hold-up? we're all waiting for you in the lobby to catch a cab to the airport"

"sorry mike, just deflating the doll. be right down"

by i am not wearing pants May 20, 2009

Deflated balloon

A tired person.

Helga felt like a deflated balloon after walking 10 steps. Bill was breathing like a deflated balloon.

by ArmendHammer August 6, 2019