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hi-derating

drinking lots of cold, fresh, bottled water after having a seshion of poten marihuana.
Shit son! that weed was fuckin bawm and i have cotton mouth like a muffugga! Pass me some Aqifina bitch, i gots ta hi-derate here. (He his hi-derating now)
by O RinuM March 9, 2009
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decoratin

Used on Call Of Duty 4
Described the act of sniping an opponent and decoratin the wall with their head
Team Mate: Watch out, there's a guy behing that wall
Player: It's decoratin time!
by itz the bowmans June 17, 2008
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Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.
Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.
by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015
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Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016
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Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
by Robjef622 May 6, 2017
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Decockating

The man wanted to look like a woman so he decockating himself
by Timmy small bee April 4, 2020
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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.
John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?
by meckox November 20, 2016
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