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interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.
Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

decorationalisation 

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation
The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

dekeratinization 

The process in which a male who has been circumcised and has developed a thick layer of keratin on his glans, reverses the process, becomes (decircumsiced), returns his once non-existent Foreskin back to natural, healthy levels. Such results in massive increase in sexual sensation felt in the glans, a much softer, moister look and feel in the glans, and because of these, stronger orgasms and ejaculations.
Bro, before I restored my foreskin my head was weak! Couldn't even FEEL anything! But now that my head has undergone dekeratinization, I feel EVERYTHING, and it all feels GOOD!!!!

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea

When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!