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2 Day Yard Sale

The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
by Mayor J October 6, 2008
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National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want
Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!
by Frostytrip May 18, 2019
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National Give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

giveagirlyourhoodiedaypt2. justincaseyoumissednationalhoodiedayheresaseconddaytogivinggirlsyourhoodies! It is celebrated September 25
Friend : dude today is national give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

Other Friend : No way dude i have the perfect hoodie for my girl
by fantastixxstixxs September 24, 2019
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Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day

On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything
old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020
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-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet

The tablet that was owned for 2 days by -left-E before breaking.
-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet
by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 20, 2021
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slap ass day round 2

we all know y’all had no balls round one so let’s get it for round 2! August 30th
y’all it’s slap ass day round 2 let’s get itttt!”
by bootyslapper101 August 29, 2019
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Horny day 2

Guy one: it's horny day
Guy two: didn't that already happen?
Guy one: it's horny day 2.0
by Swikbox May 24, 2021
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