The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.
I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.
by Mayor J August 10, 2008
This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want
by Frostytrip May 19, 2019
giveagirlyourhoodiedaypt2. justincaseyoumissednationalhoodiedayheresaseconddaytogivinggirlsyourhoodies! It is celebrated September 25
Friend : dude today is national give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !
Other Friend : No way dude i have the perfect hoodie for my girl
Other Friend : No way dude i have the perfect hoodie for my girl
by fantastixxstixxs September 25, 2019
old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck
by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020
-left-E's 2 Day Old Drawing Tablet
by Smogus Relaton Amogus December 21, 2021
"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021
When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022