land dwelling sea beast

A short overweight blonde girl that hits on every guy in the bar that continues to argue with them when they don’t give adequate attention, then proceeds to slap them in the face for being SOO rude.

That aggressive 4/10 was being a land dwelling sea beast.

by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017

anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.

1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.

by Jump4h July 15, 2008

Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.

Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009

anal dwelling cum nugget

name reserved for the worlds largest idiots.

george is an anal dwelling cum nugget

by Dark Mousy December 8, 2007

anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.

Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!

by neverknew December 21, 2008

anal-dwelling ass-belonker

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.

Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

To do something stupid! That is unexpected, when in the brr

God sake, your being such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey, you divvy cow!!

by Bernard Roy Atherton June 19, 2009