The Ugly Duckling

This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.

This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼

“Shit. We have The Ugly Duckling for a teacher this year. Welp, Imma hang myself.”

by adopt a toblerone March 2, 2020

The Ugly Duckling Effect

When a friend of yours gets a girlfriend or boyfriend and they update their relationship on facebook, you click on their name to see what they look like and they are always the ugliest person in the group photo.

"Dude, Fred got a new girlfriend!"-Kyle
"Dude, let me see!" -Frank
"Oh, god nevermind, The ugly duckling effect strikes again." -Kule

by GRMCE August 14, 2012

Ugly duckling

When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.

Aw man. I like having a ruddy duck, but I forgot to wash it off last night, so I woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!

by Jimmy Berserkeah November 10, 2007

Ugly duckling

A person who is as ugly as Donald trump

Ugh that girl over there is such an ugly duckling!!!!!

by Number 1 bataattaaaa April 24, 2018

little duckling on the prairie

when your boyfriend put his hand on your thigh

my friend sang little duckling on the prairie when he did it at lunch today!

by Connie mc fee September 24, 2016

ugly duckling

that one guy who gets to hold the camera every time your friends want to take a picture

A: Dude could you take a picture
B: Sure *tries to take a selfie
A: No you can't be in it you ugly duckling
C: More like ugly fuckling

by graider September 13, 2018

lost duckling

always high or drunk; follows everyone around swaying (waddling) in a non-annoying way. always cracks the best jokes.

Dude, Sarah is such a lost duckling rn. Get on that!

by BrianBrock December 4, 2018