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America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.
Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.
by Pav Lago March 22, 2017
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dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.
If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.
by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013
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dickpickle

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult
As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “
by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021
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dickbrick

Tiffany: so did you get with him?
Me: no, she was POSTED up on him all night..
Tiffany: dickbrick!
by leighbby23 April 6, 2008
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dickpicker

A finger, or group of (dickpickers) fingers that crowd and/or invade without permission. Most appropriately used with the term, JACKFUCK...
"Get your dickpickers outta my fridge, JACKFUCK".
by Troy M. August 25, 2003
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dickpick

Noun. Meaning scumbag, loser, tool, asshole, etc.

I made it up myself!
That guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? What a dickpick!
by ell March 5, 2005
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Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick
Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle
by Christownnews July 4, 2017
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