dehydrated

EXTRA DESPERATE, wanting some attention from someone who doesn't want you

(Girl) *calling ex boyfriend*: Hey are you busy?
(Man): Um, yeah out kickin it with my girl.
(Girl) : Oh really, well I want you to know I still want you and when you get through playing with her, you know where home is

(Man): Look I'll have to talk to you later
(Girl): That's fine, I still love you
(Man) *hangs up*
(Girl): He know he wasup
(Man): I wish this girl would stop calling me, I told her it was over

*Man's new girlfriend* :She not thirsty that bitch dehydrated, and she need a tall glass of move tha eff on!

by Chyna Starr December 7, 2011

dechachkify

The process of removing or clearing small trinkets or artifacts from an area, including but not limited to living area, office space or any other personal space.

I had to dechachkify my cubicle to make room for the stuffed animals and other junk they hand out at the benefit fairs at the office.

by Darlene Brigito September 22, 2007

dechodorant

wishful thinking for a product that makes your chode smell better after sweating. such sweating may have been induced by: boning, fucking, screwing, masturbating, fucking around, or exercising. but you probably don't work out because you're fat and alone.

although this product has yet to be invented, it would be greatly appreciated, old spice.

jesus fuck, my dick smells like DICK. i need some dechodorant asap or there goes the blow j.

by bear capitan October 30, 2009

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dechlan

Dechlan is a great person that you should really get to know. He has the best heart and is a sweet loving person.
He will always treat you right and is very very protective, he will make the perfect boyfriend and/or husband or soul mate

Dechlan has a loving heart

by D_b_12637383637 April 12, 2021

weedioactive decay

When a girl that is a solid 8 slowly becomes less attractive due to an excessive use of drugs. This process usually begins in middle school and starts with weed as the girl ages she becomes more open to harder drugs. Eventually after year of abuses many girls will begin: to have excessive tattoos, and piercings, acquire a bad taste for music and cloths, dye their hair unusual colors, develop unusual facial features, and become extremely skinny. The process of weedioactive decay is complete in 3 ways 1 your younger sister become hotter than you, 2 you resemble a crack addict 3, you resemble a vampire

Joe : Did you see that picture of Shelby on Facebook?

Phil : You mean the one where she has green hair and is wearing a shirt that resembles a bumble bee. #weedioactive decay

Joe : yea that one...

by lokatzcharlie June 13, 2012

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018