cagetastic

A mental state in which a person is both bland and action-packed. See Nicolas Cage's movies.

Ole Mister Freeman's heartattack was cagetastic.

Mary-Anne sure is a cagetastic fuck.

Nice frosted tips, Jake. They're cagetastic.

by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

Related Forms

Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.

Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.

by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012

Cuntastic

Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic

Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.

Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!

by Texan Tile November 10, 2010

Cutastic

Being cute and Fantastic

Amber your so Cutastic

by DanDaUnicorn September 19, 2012

Cumtastic

Where you watch a good hentai video over and over. Cumming so much that your balls/pussy hurts to where it's gotten everywhere and you try to cum again but all that happens is muscle and hurts like HELL!

Oh my god! Ohmygodohohohmygodohmygod!!!! Agh! It's in the cats eye! On the ceiling! In microwave! Agh in my eye! Agh I can't do it no more! aaaaaaghghagahgahag!!!!!!! I don't have any napkins!!!! I'll have to use my mouth! The horror! It's cumtastic!!

by Tubba bubba June 10, 2011

Cuntastic

Definition:
1.) Person(s), Thing(s), etc... that resemble or have similar properties as the female cunt.
2.) Something that is fiendish
3.) A great thing

Example: Colin was quite cuntastic when she talked about the spring meadows

by Dean "TheJewishHeat" Tye September 14, 2004

Capetastic

1.) The pure awesomeness of wearing a cape.
2.) Awesome things done whilst wearing said cape.
3.) Things (if possible) that are as awesome if not more (..if possible) as wearing said cape. (NOT POSSIBLE!)
4.) Quoting Severus Snape whilst wearing said Cape. (Snape... cape... hehe)

*While running down the street at 1 am in a cape* "DUDE! THIS IS SO CAPETATSTIC!!!

"Dude.... Snape.... he's like... so Capetastic... Brah."

by Capetastic_Dick March 15, 2010