cunch

noun. a respectable or admirable person (abbr "country's finest")

Don't say anything bad about Pitt, he's a total cunch.

by Meg Holiday March 22, 2024

Cunch

Noun, also a variation of the word cunt. Often used in online as a way to bypass chat filters that won't allow the word "Cunt" Or C U Next Tuesday.

" Is Shane Dowling ranting about the Earth being flat? What a massive shit spouting cunch."

by TheNewOxfordDictionary June 4, 2025

cunch of bunts

A number of idiots. Usually 3 or more

"Look at them cunch of bunts wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts..."

by WelshRuffster November 15, 2015

Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.

Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.

by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021

cunch line

When the person your talking to is making you too mad to think so after say your closing line you deliver a powerful punch to the cunt and walk away.
The term also has roots from the term punch line due to the fact that they both end conversations on high notes for the speaker.

Bryan: Do we shower after PE?

Jacob: I don't know, we'll see.

Chris: Huh, Jacob, I hope my size doesn't affect our friendship.

Jacob: No dude, I won't laugh at you.

*Chris loses douchebag grin and just before he tries to say some gay remark Jacob delivers a devistating blow to the cunt hence the term cunch line*

by 724983 September 7, 2009

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

Conchati

Meaning not fat or chubby, right in between.

They are kind of conchati.

They are getting very conchati, better watch themselves

by Thundercat cash November 14, 2021