cunfuzzled

When you are so confused that it makes sense to use a crazy and confusing word

The clown cunfuzzled me.
The banana is the most cunfuzzling food EVER!

by forever.and.fucking.always March 17, 2015

cumguzzler

One who goes into a retail store and badgers the sales people with a bunch of stupid questions and then leaves without making a purchase.

We don't sell those here you cumguzzling old bastard!

by Kodybear July 15, 2008

cumguzzler

1.)a person or thing that is particularly gay or douchey.

2.) a woman(hopefully) that, after the man ejaculates in the womans mouth, she gargles the jizz.

hey that kids is a fucking fag!!

yea hes a cumguzzler!

by the main cumguzzler March 3, 2011

Curfuzzled

To be in a state of complete confusion when the whole thing makes sence to everyone else.

I'm so curfuzzled...
Why is this so curfuzzling???

by Babygirl35 February 16, 2017

Cumguzzler

One who chugs gallons of cum

That boy alex is a cumguzzler. Heblows boys for 10 bucks in the bathroom

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

Cumguzzler

A gay man who enjoys the gargling motion of another man's semen in his throat.

You play soccer? You're such a cumguzzler

by cooter mcgavin February 22, 2015

cumguzzleing wangwaker

a term referring to a person particularily gay who guzzles cum, and likes to play swords with another gay in bed

hey theres a gay, i think hes a cumguzzleing wangwaker

by def jk December 12, 2007