cumdrops

Way better than gumdrops in the opinion of most

I asked my boyfriend if he was thirsty but he said no, so I had to ejaculate my precious cumdrops all over the floor.

by wadiwalker May 19, 2018

cumfreak

Female who loves cum/sperm/semen/ejaculate.

Female who loves to perform oral sex and eat the cum. Loves to have cum on her face, neck, breasts, etc.

I'm telling you, my new girlfriend is damned cumfreak!

by D January 12, 2004

Cumfounded

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

cumfreak

A guy or gal who is addicted to eating cum and doesn't care where it comes from.

Me: Hey Dad, can I have some more cum?
Dad: Sure son, just make sure after your done sucking out all of mine and have cleaned me up that you take care of Sparky, he's been humping your brother's leg for the past hour.
Me: Mmm, that sounds nice.
Dad: Of course it does, you're a cumfreak. Now come and take Daddy's cock.
Me: And maybe afterwards, little bro will be able to give me a good face fucking and dump his load in my mouth.

by cumlovingboy December 21, 2006

cumrocket

- propelled flow of cum in replace of snot as an sneeze

Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.

-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face

by stayflyyson September 17, 2013

cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.

Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

cumfort

When your girl's sad, just dick her down. Cumfort her.

Aiden: Yo man, my girl's sad, what do I do?
Max: Just cumfort her man.
Aiden: Aw neat aight thanks man.

by your morbidly obese mother March 19, 2020