cumdrops

Way better than gumdrops in the opinion of most

I asked my boyfriend if he was thirsty but he said no, so I had to ejaculate my precious cumdrops all over the floor.

by wadiwalker April 01, 2018

yoga turd

the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads

when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga turd

by wadiwalker December 28, 2014