clunt

a business client that is very nasty and acts like a cunt

my clunt was being really hellish today

by s.d. May 5, 2004

cluntch

A condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. Symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted retardation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. This condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. Also occurs often in Darbies.

"Man, Darby sure has a case of the cluntch!"

by XxJaneOo July 29, 2008

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

Cluntch

A technical term for the mess left on the girl after sex

Bro you should've seen the cluntch I left on that girl!

by SomberStoner September 28, 2017

clunt

The combination of a client who also happens to be a cunt.

I was visiting a major customer of ours when that clunt told me to fuck off and buy her another drink.

by dudemanshit March 6, 2011

Clunt

A word invented by Midwestern Proctologists describing a single, immensly compact peice of fecal matter formed around a hair in the vicinity of the anus. Typically the word is used in plural as finding one clunt often leads to finding an entire cluster.

I reckon if there's one clunt, there ought to be a cluster. Keep pickin' at it.

by Hanz Buttersworth November 19, 2004

clunt

A Clumsy Cunt

God Tom Youre A Clunt

by jaiza December 9, 2010