Cristina’d

Being ignored or made felt invisible for long periods of time

“She fully cristina’d me! Like if I wasn’t even there”

by 47Pepperonis October 24, 2018

Pulling a Cristina

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.

Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015

Cristina

One of the most loyal beautiful girls you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She is as bright as the sun itself and is always thinking of her peers and making sure that she is always there to support them. She puts others before herself and tries her best to make sure that their significant other or friend is having the best most wonderful day, Cristinas is very caring so never takes advantage of them. They are very loyal and trustworthy and they will put all their trust in you expecting you to never take advantage of the trust. They are very affectionate people and love any sign of affection. They truly let out the real side of a person and not an image that they might show. Cristina is wonderful and makes you so happy. Cristina might be insecure about themselves so always reassure them and flood them with compliments Cristinas are truly awesome.

Cristina is the best

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

cristina c

hot sexy girl who makes u stiff as wood an has big tits

man cristina c is smoinking

by tim allen someguy January 19, 2009

co-crastinate

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

Crustination

When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.

Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion

She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.

by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011